New Eco-Friendly Cigarettes Kill Destructive Human Beings Over Time

Another good Onion News parody:

“Executives at Philip Morris USA this week unveiled Marlboro Earth, a new eco-friendly cigarette that gradually eliminates the causes of global warming and environmental destruction at their source.”

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-ecofriendly-cigarettes-kill-destructive-human,17529/

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